Bloated Expectations!

6 Days in and Social Crayon want to know.....

Have you given up on that diet yet? That food you love is still as delicious as ever, and now it's on sale. 

Give up now and instead of starving yourself half to death with your:

popcorn diet

rice cake diet

no carbs diet

no calories diet

no nutrients diet

no vitamins diet

hot water diet

warm water diet

2 enema diet

4 enema diet

26 enema diet

two-finger gag diet

four-finger gag diet

stomach sewing diet

throat sewing diet

teeth sewing diet

straight-jacket diet

just liquid diet

just solid diet

just steam diet

fasting diet

slowing diet

fork diet

spoon diet

straw diet

I am as over it as you are. The big difference is I have to hear about it, while you only have to talk about it. 

Shut up. And the next time you want to open up you mouth try putting some food in it.

It's okay, you're beautiful!