Thank God for ring around the collar!
I was thinking happy thoughts today when I was struck by terrible bolt of confusion.
What if there were no ring around the collar?
I should start by confessing my aversion to any type of bacteria, human or otherwise. I just think you can never wipe or wash your bum enough for my satisfaction. It's just never clean.
Anyway, I got to thinking about the genius in God creating ring around the collar. Let's be real people, that is really how we measure when it's time for something to go to the dry cleaner.
You don't grab a shirt and look at the inner chest area. You go straight to the neck, flip it over and find proof that you are one nasty mo-fo for looking in the first place. If your collar was a Swiffer, your neck would be the dance floor at a rave.
You see, our creator knew you were nasty like that, so he made a little reminder to stop you from expressing your inner-Neanderthal. And utilize the gift he gave us 'cause he's still mad at us for inventing the Jheri-curl.
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