Mint Rendition

Okay, I have had enough.

I can't stand it one more second.

Please blow up the Franklin Mint!

From age immemorial I have been subjected to the collectible plates and coins of the FM.

I have never seen such fine offerings:

• The Indian Mystic Warrior porcelain sculpture
  
• The Dancing Lucille Ball Vinyl Collection
  
• The John Wayne Mini-Bell Jar
  
• The Harley Davidson Road Kings Firefighters, Special Edition
  
• The American Bald Eagle Knife
  

and of course, 

• the Complete U.S. State Quarters Deluxe Checkers Set
  

I was able to overcome my strong urge to pick up the phone and dial through it all.

However now, they have broken me.

Who can resist the constant drumbeat of commercials trumpeting the.....

"Barack Obama Inaugural Dollar"?

I mean, I know this "dollar" is, according to the website, "not available in public circulation", aka worthless. So the $9.95 + Shipping and Handling, which is "$20 off the set price", looks like a real steal (for who is still being debated).

So if you are like me, and want to, "remember the day our country came together as one and changed forever", call nowwWW!

sobriety test sold separately.