Corporations Hate Humans

If ING did not hate humans, why would they do this person like this.....

I spent a considerable amount of time deciding if the sunglasses were for hiding, or being cool while on the job. 

Survey Says...

He is trying to be cool. For no sane GROWN person can hide in baby-blue raybans. 

Too bad, cause bruh' I SEE YOU!

Anyway

Give that brother a full costume!!!! Like So.....

See Research in Motion (maker if Blackberry) at least gives this person the dignity of anonymity. 

Though I am thinking I hope they brought breath mints to work, looks like it can get a bit humid in those things