If you camp outside in freezing late-November weather, braving: cold, wind, rain, sleet and snow....
If you brave the countless insults from: Mall cops, police officers, store employees and news anchors....
If you refuse: warmth, running water, cooking gas, a normal bed, a change of clothes and normal food....
If you choose to ignore: your work schedule, girlfriend, wife, husband, crying children, friends and neighbors....
If you are up to the challenge of fighting: parking lot pigeons, seagulls, rats, criminals and hobos....
If you are willing to skip: your annual family gathering, the Holiday play at your nephew's school, all the great football on television and your mother's famous turkey stuffing....
To camp outside Best Buy for a few days, all in the name of saving $11 on an iPod, I have news for you...
YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN iPOD!!!
Or a plasma television, or a laptop.
That money needs to go to counseling!
LOO-HOO-HOO, ZER!
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